If you're another person here to tell me off, don't bother. Someone has already said it before, and someone else will probably come along after you and say it better than you can.
If you aren't here to blame me for your problems then you probably don't know who I am. I'm Alfred F. Jones, The United States of America, at your service.
while we were on the field trip on wednesday this guy just like starts petting the fucking squirrel and the squirrel just fucking took it i dont understand